January 2012
Attractive Male: I like that band too
Me:
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Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesnt get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
11 year olds: I'm gonna get wasted tonight!!!!
Me: Off what, juice boxes?
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
andquoteme:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
Accurate .
Precise.
I hate those new years statuses that say like “New year, new me.” Shutup you said that last year.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
December 2011
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